Friday, May 8, 2009


XYZ Office ->

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees

are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within

3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.

Security Officer started Announcement:

"Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a

last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employees.
While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are laid off & all their

belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this

approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff email in

thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office. Hope you have nice

career ahead.

Please move in & try your luck.